Saturday, July 04, 2009

The Blue Blanket

I don’t want to be boring and I know that spiders have loomed large in my last two blog posts. But spiders are looming large in my life right now – so I am afraid this is another blog about my eight-legged enemies.

Draped casually and prettily over the wall in my room is a large, blue Guatemalan blanket. The other day I decided to see if I could drape the blanket over the rafters and hopefully block out the view of the behemoth that lives in the rafters just beyond my loft (see previous blog). I couldn’t make it work – but shortly after trying; another behemoth hit the ground running, scaring the living daylights out of me, because spiders are nocturnal! You don’t usually see many in the day and you hardly ever see them moving. Like aliens, "they mostly come at night... mostly". It occurred to me afterwards that my moving of the blanket and the agitated appearance of a spider in the afternoon might be connected. Also, this morning upon waking I saw a four-incher sitting right next to the blanket.

So I have come to be of the opinion that this blanket is probably a dark and secluded, palatial spider residence. And it’s in my self-designated space. So it’s going to have to go.

My friend Judit recently told me a story (which I hope she won’t mind me repeating – as it’s a great story!) A few years ago, she and her husband took over the management of a Dive Shop in the tropics. It had been closed for a few months previously, so when they went to inspect the equipment they found whole families of spiders living in the BCDs (jackets). Their solution was to throw all the gear into the sea and then run away! She said within moments the water was full of black, hairy refugees all frantically learning to swim.

With this in mind, whilst I want the blanket gone, actually picking it up and moving it, is the last thing I want to do! I have thought of picking up one end and dropping it into the kitchen below, where I will not be able to witness the resulting exodus (especially if I am cowering strategically on the floor). But inevitably not all of the inhabitants will go down with their blanket. Some will hang onto the wall, next to which I will be strategically cowering. Not good.

Furthermore the blanket is not far from the door. So if things start running, they might block my exit. I have a balcony that I could potentially throw myself off – but so far I haven’t been able to find the key to unlock the door. Which might actually be a good thing.

What to do?

Oh and I saw my first scorpion last night – four inches away from the light switch which I had just used. So that was a valuable lesson about the dangers of turning on lights. On the bright side: in the garden we have hummingbirds! Hummingbirds! Which, as someone once said, "would be impossible, if they didn’t exist!" I will try to get a picture for you. And so many butterflies! It’s funny, you don’t see many butterflies these days – but here they are plentiful.


M4GD said...

Wow are you getting any sleep? Okay…the events of this blog indicate that you are miles and miles away from giving the crawling room mates names! It’s a good sign. However, I’m not sure it was a good idea to disturb the peace of the blue blanket (By the way it sounds like a good title for a novel too:-))
I looked up my version of The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook and nothing came close to your situation except wrestling an alligator and escaping quick sand! I suggest once you find a solution, brand it, and send it to the book publishers!:-)
Well, I think you need to work strategically and methodically. Step one is to find a way to get rid of the spiders! If they go, the scorpions will go on their accord. Apparently, scorpions are attracted by the spiders and their webs as they constitute a delicious meal!
Now How to get rid of the spiders? I have no idea but here are some silly ones:
- Hypnotize the cats and ask them to do it for you.
- Wear a Bee Keeper outfit and kill them
- Change Rooms?! And find new room mates?!
Good Luck!

outside-jane said...

I have a mosquito net! I love it, with a passion. Really.

Even better, whilst a friend was upstairs looking for a CD, I made a very casual request:
"While you're up there" I said nonchalantly "would you mind just bringing that old blanket down with you?"

Blanket moved, pride intact! However, both (unnamed) behemoths are still in residence - we eye each other suspiciously, but so far the loft is remaining a place of mutual respect and tolerance.

M4GD said...

That’s FANTASTIC! Atta Girl! :-)

Judit said...

Wow, Jane, you have no mercy when it comes to your friends :-)))))
But I'm very glad you got a mosquito net made out of the same fabric as Batman's cape!